Well, seamen and seawomen, it's been a journey. We've fapped, we've cried… We've watched our crew cum from small beginnings to, uh, somewhat big scenes! From humble footjobs to outright nautical thievery, they've stopped at nothing to make it big in the adult industry! With profits from Charlie's table crashing video, the crew has set up their biggest endeavour yet. They've got their hands on a massive, beautiful yacht, only outdone by the goddess Angela White, resplendent in her swimsuit as the ocean wind rushes through her hair. Unmatched curves barely restrained by her swimsuit, Angela is prim, pampered, and ready for Xander to dive deep between her bouncy cheeks. This is it. The crew's dream! A porn studio with women, money, jet packs, chicken, champagne. Everything! After all the trials and tribbing, Charlie, Connor, Russell, and Sofie have everything ready to return Captain Stabbin' to its former glory. What it was made for… Anal adventures on the high seas! And when everything is all shot and completed, when Angela lays in orgasmic bliss with Xander lovingly caressing her cheeks both above and below deck… The crew will have succeeded. With Captain Stabbin' sailing again, what booty will they seek out next? Ugh, I hate goodbyes… How about "Sea you later"?

After plenty of research, booking the right talent, and getting a prime location (with accompanying Chekhov's catering table, yum!), the Stabbin' Crew are ready to film their first scene and make it big. Filled with clickable ad moments, wild reactions, sneaky sex, and the beautifully tempting Nia Nacci and Julianna Vega, this should be everything they need and more! It begins with standard industry hotness - teen Nia is trying to sneak her questionably aged boyfriend, Sean Lawless, into their home when she's confronted by stepmom Juliana. Things escalate as the, uh, "father figure" arrives while Nia has Sean's cock deep down her throat, gagging and slobbering in a cacophony of lust! But things, as usual, go awry as Juliana sneaks off with the too-curious property owner, Charlie gets a face full of food, and the crew's "perfect scene" ends up being rougher waters than they expected. But porn is porn, right? How hard could it be to sell!

Is this it? Is this the episode we've all been waiting for with baited breath? Are the Stabbin' Crew FINALLY going to get their boat and begin their anal adventures? If Ricky planned on backstabbing them and stealing the domain, why not turn things around and steal his boat? After picking up Connor from his day job -- fixing dominatrix Kyler Quinn's web show connection -- the crew sneak toward the harbor with revenge in their veins and blood pumping to their… hearts. Everything seems to be going according to plan until Ricky arrives unexpectedly (of course) with the gorgeous Sloan Harper on his arm. Sneaking behind Ricky's back, Sophie manages to rope Sloan into joining in on their high seas thievery and they manage to drift off to freedom. Wait, what's that noise? Are those sirens? Is that… Titty Bar Security?

With a new female addition to the Stabbin' Crew, our boys look towards Sofie Reyez to help guide them on their little misadventures. As she clearly has more connections, confidence, and common sense than the rest of the crew, Sofie offers up an alternative source to get the hottest girls around. "Why don't they just pick up any girl on the side of the road?" you may ask... Well, fine. Let's give it a shot. With the curvy Serena Santos chilling in the park, each crew member shoots their shot with varying results. Serena guides one lucky member back to the fan to peel off her thin crop top, exposing her perky tits and ample ass - it's no anal on a boat, but it'll do! After this foreplay foray, the gang arrives at Missy Martinez's brothel, where she shows off the hottest pieces of ass this side of the Mississippi. Of particular note is blue-eyed redhead Skyla Novea, who shows off her ability to suck and fuck the living daylights out of Tony Rubino. But Missy wants to make sure the crew is invested, so she ups this demonstration into a threesome to really impress! Two pairs of massive tits swallow up Tony's cock, two ample asses bounce and grind... Tony melts under the attention of these two succubae, blowing away our intrepid crew before things come crashing to a halt with some unfortunate news...

The Stabbin' Crew has arrived at the boat of their new business partner, Ricky Johnson. And he has it stacked with gorgeous women twerking, partying, and enjoying the high seas in colorful bikinis! But maybe the ominous grey skies foreshadow troubled waters between the sailors... After some brief introductions, Ricky shows off all the benefits of filming on the boat - different positions, angles, girls! After brief introductions and porn puns, Kali Roses manages to isolate some production crew to work her magic. This devious nympho knows that if she makes a big splash, viewers of this docudrama will remember her... Kali eagerly whips out the crewman's cock and slobbers over it, deepthroating as her perky pierced tits bounce. She rubs her delicate soft feet along his shaft, edging him until he bursts all over her hungry tongue. But that's not all! To christen this boat, Ricky sets Connor up with the gorgeous Tiffany Watson - squirting hall of famer - for some anal adventures on the high seas! Watch her bite her lip as she squeezes his huge cock in between her round twerking cheeks. The tight fit has her moaning in pleasure as other pleasure craft pass by in the distance. But if you know Tiffany, she doesn't finish a hardcore scene without soaking someone... Wait, don't they usually end these with the girl getting tossed overboard?

Miranda Miller and Vienna Black have found a nice, secluded waterfront area to finally escape for some naughty fun. They kiss and trace their hands along each other's bodies, eager to make their partner moan and squirm in pleasure... Until Charlie washes up on shore like a perverted beached whale, jacking off to this impromptu lesbian show and ruining the whole thing! In today's episode, the Stabbin' crew acts on some intel to sneak on to a nearby set and check out how the professionals film a full scene. They spot the cute-yet-sloppy Alex Blake slobbering and drooling over Ricky Johnson's hard cock, doing her best to shove it deep down her throat. The gang sneaks through the set as Alex gets pounded senseless, squirting over the cameras during orgasm after orgasm... But something tells me the seductive Alex and charismatic Ricky will be pleased with the crew crashing in on their content.