I love it when my friends remember my birthday. They always throw the best parties and give me the best gifts, but this year, they overdid it. The theme for the party was a lingerie party. We all looked so insanely hot that the only thing that was missing was a man to rip off our underwear and make us theirs. Turns out my friends were one step ahead of me. Not only did they hire a stripper, they also got the hottest one they could have found: my stepson...
